hey i heard u like bad girls, i dont mean to brag or anything but im really really bad. at everything.
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I’m literally my own best friend like I have inside jokes with myself and sometimes I’ll think something funny and start laughing out loud at how funny I am
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— every swede about everything (via jakusz)
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